"Look, most teenage boys now hang out at the mall, they're a bunch of losers...with their baseball caps on backward. [The vampire hero of Stephanie Meyer's Twilight series] is cool. The girls are gonna love him. Why wouldn't they? He just has this one little quirky thing which is that he happens to be a vampire," says Otto Penzler, author of The Vampire Archives: The Most Complete Volume of Vampire Tales Ever Published.